We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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