Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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