I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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