Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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