hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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