Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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