and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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