Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Congratulations! We have a period
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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