Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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