We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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