She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
