girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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