Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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