The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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