i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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