if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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