just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize
