Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
