I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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