similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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