i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
please don't ironically join a cult
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