Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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