Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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