Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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