I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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