I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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