do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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