Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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