On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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