dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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