im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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