Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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