As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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