tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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