yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
