in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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