Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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