That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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