it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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