white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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