Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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