I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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