i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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