honey bunches of taint.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
