Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I want is dick and wine.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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