do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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