The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
