id be glad to
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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