It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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