i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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