The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
