Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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