are you still at the devil's house?
he shaved USA in his pubs
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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