If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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