Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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